So, in my very interesting neighborhood there is a half-way house/homeless home of some sort. Often times the residents of said "home" hang out outside and say weird things to the people as they walk past. Most of the time they ask for things, but today it was a very special historic fact that I was tossed.
As I stroll past my local McDonalds deciding whether or not I should go in my hobo friend slurs at me that today is the anniversary of JFK's assassination. At first I didn't know what she said and I just thought to myself, "that lady is crazy in the brain," (think of me saying it in a sassy voice). However, after processing what she actually said I realized that in fact she was sharing with me a delightful historical factoid!
I keep track of historical dates and what not and this one just completely slipped my mind. I need to appreciate my local hobos more often because sometimes I just don't know what I would do without them. God Bless us everyone.
On a side note I have a little conspiracy theory that I stole from Strangers With Candy (the best show ever made). Stephen Colbert says that Fidel Castro dressed up as Marilyn Monroe and gave Kennedy a case of syphilis so bad it blew the back of his head off. Chew on that one.